But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape"
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"
"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean

Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne

I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain

And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne

You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you"

If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape"
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne