And as you leave, don't turn back to me
I've just been cutting onions, I'm making a lasagna for one
It melted when I met you
And yet it cuts like a knife?

My eyes are just a little sweaty today
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine

I'm just laughing, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Oh, I'm not crying, no
Please, please don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
And if I am crying, it's not because of you
I'm not crying, no, I'm not crying
I'm not crying
You don't know who is dying, that's right, dying
I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand
How come we've reached this fork in the road

And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks

I'm not crying, it's just been raining on my face
They've been looking around and are searching for you
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm sitting at this table called love
I'm not crying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I'm not crying, not crying, not crying
Don't turn around to see if I'm crying
I'm not upset because you left me this way

You can't break this heart, it's liquid
They've been looking for you even though I told them not to
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
Staring down at the irony of life
These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy
Your plan is flawed from the start
For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland

But if you're trying to break my heart