Be my natural selection, dance, dance, dance

Or perversely polymorphisise you
'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind
Ain't gonna anthropomorphism you
It's monkey time, I wanna see you shake

That's such a madly indoor sport
Evolution is so obsolete
Little girl you look so sweet
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife
My pretty little creationist, oh, yeah
Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet, come on

Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Evolution is obsolete
Exercise your demons with that monkey grin
C'mon shake your monkey hips

Stomp your hands and clap your feet
Wave your arms and legs in the air
C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?
You gotta dance like a monkey
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
Rock it like a monkey like you just don't care

Presto Adam and Eve and go man go
Oh, one more time, yo
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Dance like a monkey, child
Abel died, Cain took his life
You just started ten thousand years ago
It's monkey time

Non-believers blame it all on apes