Hey, you in the car in front of me
Ask him to pass it along too
We'll get to heaven on time
Ask him to pass it along too
If we all drive 105
With our TV dinner eyes
We'll get there faster
If we all drive 25
Ask him to pass it along too
The guy sitting in the car in front of you
But I won't let it get me down
If we all drive 75
And everybody's actin' like a clown
And I'll just take a look around

All waiting to get over the hump
My windshield is a movie screen
If this coffin I'm in, was a kite
We're getting nowhere
If we all drive 105
We're getting nowhere
We're going the way of the dinosaur

I'm glad Sopranos are on Sunday night

And it's no wonder why we come undone
If we all drive 75
Hey, you in the car in front of me
And in the end zone we see a couch

If we all drive 75

We'll get there faster
We'll get to heaven on time
If we all drive 105
We'll get to heaven on time

If we all drive 25
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
Then we realize what's on the other side
I'm heading on home to my TV set
And if you see my window rolling down
They'll make petrol out of us next time
If we all drive 25
If we all drive 25
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
We're getting nowhere
If we all drive 75
But everything would be alright

We're getting nowhere

The guy sitting in the car in front of you
To cut you down to size
I've got a chainsaw for a mouth
The guy sitting in the car in front of you
We'll get there faster

We'll get to heaven on time
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
If we all drive 105
Bumper to bumper grumps

Hey, you in the car in front of me
We'll get there faster