She said, “You're kind of cute”, I said, “Yes, I know”
Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
“But by the way, sweetheart, what's your name?”
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue

Her boyfriend busted in, he grinned an evil grin
And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
I responded by saying hello
I was done sneezing and coughing

Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street

I was scared as hell, where I was supposed to go?
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
Awright, give me a scratch, let's make it funky right here
It was my girlfriend, Betty, I said, “Hello, dear
And said, “I need a little longer to finish my hair”
She ask me did I like her, I said well kinda
Man, first your 'Parents Just Don't Understand'
She started winking and making little passes
I walked up to her, I said hello
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I was ducking through alleys right and left
I caressed her body and I kissed her cheek
I was maxing and relaxing, sipping on tequila
So I shoved her away, I said you better stop bugging

Got to Betty's at eight, I was ready to jet
When this girl walked up, she said, “Hi, my name is Sheila”
I don't know, I don't think they really do
Now these girls, man, you know how it is
I took her over town, I wined her and dined her
“It's six o'clock now, at eight will you be ready?”

It was ten after nine before she got in the shower

I sat there for at least an hour
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
Then you having these crazy nightmares

She paid for my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later, things were starting to cook
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
Yo, man, you think they see your point?
I think you should give 'em another example
“Go where? Go to sleep, I'm gone”
I know, why me, man, why me? What's next?
And said, “Boy, I'm a tear your butt limb from limb”
I was in a bar one Friday night
But it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
She started grabbing all over me, kissing and hugging
(Yeah)

Just last week when I was walking down the street
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

She said, “My friends like to call me exotic Elaine”
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was arrested charged with aggravated assault
“Aight, fine, see you then, Betty”
And to top the night off, I had to break in my place

Nevertheless, don't mean to bust your bubble
At me, she pat me close that's when she got bold
But it wasn't my fault
Got funky fresh dressed in my Le Coq Sportif

And all the wonderful things that you and I can do”
She comes downstairs and says let's go
(Yo, Clancy, we got him)
I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
So next time a girl gives you the play
Until Betty's mom said Betty's not ready yet
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just my luck, we were in a snow storm
(I'm wit it)

So next time a girl gives you the play
I said my name is the Prince and she said why
Cooling, watching a Mike Tyson fight

Just remember my rhyme, just remember my rhymes

Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I hope this doesn't happen too often but
At ten o'clock, we had then missed the show

She started feeling up my back, I said, “Oh, your hands are cold”
I showed some cash and the girl was mine

She got mad, looked me dead in my face
Nevertheless, don't mean to bust your bubble

I got scared when she started to yell
I was steaming like a demon as I drove home
But when the cops caught up, they almost beat me to death
I said, “Well, I don't know, I'm just a hell of a guy”
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
So next time a girl gives you the play
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
A door slammed and a voice said, “Baby, where are you?”
As we pulled up into her house, I said, “I'm with you, toots”
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

Nine thirty five, she comes downstairs
I just yelled Geronimo and jumped out the window
I got a couple tickets to the Run D.M.C. Concert”
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
Can't live wit 'em, can't live without 'em
I was just about to call you
“But enough about me, yo, let's talk about you
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I felt that it was time for me to make my move