I have a ball with my old piano
He demands the middle of the room

Love is called my old piano
I have a ball with my old piano

My old keyboard won't stand for a corner
But still retains in all the dignity

'Til you are involved in a baby grand affair

Love is called my old piano
Love is called my old piano
Your heart dissolves while he tips you so gracefully
He entertains the real life of my parties
Love is called my old piano
I have a ball with my old piano
His eighty eight key smile is so pleasant to see
'Til you're involved in a baby grand affair
His international style exudes an air of royalty
My baby entertains the real life of my parties
My old keyboard won't stand for a corner
He demands the middle of the room
His eighty eight key smile is so pleasant to see
But still retains in all the dignity

I have a ball with my old piano
Love is called my old piano
His international style exudes an air of royalty
Your heart dissolves while he tips you so gracefully
I have a ball with my old piano