I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk
Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death
So I walked right in barehanded
Well, those pretty girls they're all the same
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, hey
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
Well, baby to a hammer everything looked like a nail, I was mad as hell
Came across kinda cheap to me but hey hows that my fault

Well, those pretty girls their game
I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath

Just like I used to do
She kissed him while I got a beer

Somebody tell that girl step up to the plate
She didn't think I'd show up here
But their damn well gonna know my name
She was on his arm while he was playing pool
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I wanna pitch little hussy