Ba ba ba
And don't you feel it's all the same?
In the magazines they talk about weight loss
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese
Don't say it's gonna be alright
Don't you want something else?
Oh yes, I'm fine
And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh yes, I'm fine
I wish I could change the ways
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles
Now don't you think, this time is yours
Do I feel alright? No not slightly
Some sick game and it's not insincere
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles
Everything's just wonderful
Why can't I sleep at night?
It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage
Oh no it's not the life that I chose
And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh Jesus Christ almighty
If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss
It seems to me, we're on all fours
I'm having the time of my life
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles
It seems to me that it's spiraling
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble
Everything's just wonderful
Oh yes, I'm fine
Everything's just wonderful
It's very funny cos I got your f***in' money
Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go
Something new, than what we've got here
Outta control and it's inevitable
I wanna get a flat, I know I can't afford it
And not feel bad about it for days and days and days
Crawling on our knees, someone help us please
I'm having the time of my life
Oh Jesus Christ almighty
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles
This time is mine? It's temperamental
But I guess that's just the way that things go
Do I feel alright? No not slightly
Well it's very funny cos I got your f***in' money
I'm having the time of my life
Doing what we do, screwing who we screw
Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go
Ba ba ba
I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it
Of the world, make it a nice place
It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage
Until that day, I guess we stay