Mad Mullahs and dirty bombs
He's giving me shit for years
Won't somebody touch me?
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
There's a virus come to town
Now he's laying on the lawn

Won't someone please touch me?
He's been giving me shit for years
Won't somebody give me a kiss?

Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Scud missiles, Asian flu
She's my honey bee and here she comes

Honey bee, honey bee
The easily offended

The neighbors on the telephone
We are the undefended
Honey bee, honey bee
Hairy beards and hurtling stars
Won't somebody touch me?
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars

The dispatcher asks, “What's going on?
Cancer, rabies, SARS

Honey bee, let's fly to Mars

Please, sir, what's going on?”
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
He rides his bike across my lawn
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
There's a kid laying on the lawn
Won't somebody touch me?
The kid is laying on the lawn
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Alert the coastal command
We are the undefended
Ack-ack positions, everyone
Won't somebody touch us?