If she'd just give me a little exclusivity
I offered to clothe her, to feed and to bath her
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special

But I can't sit still, I know there gonna send me
We should all love one another, it could be special
To not kiss her can make you come unglued
Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is special to me, yeah
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is heavy metal
I entered the room and the canned laughter
But lately its been getting right out of hand
Depth Charge Ethel thinks we should all just take a chance
Ethel was angled across some dude's knee
Ethel is a woman that a river runs through

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special
Yeah, yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me
She is famous throughout the land
To kiss Ethel is like drinking the stars

Depth Charge Ethel, oh, she's something special
Right now there is a ticket box and a queue
Depth Charge Ethel is something special
In the back of a taxicab with ants in my pants
Yeah, yeah, heavy metal
So if you want a piece of her you better get in there fast
Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me
I know there gonna send me
People come and bathe in her, yeah, you know, I do