Were you gonna be the lonely ones

And if you want good lovin' then you gotta keep up

And buddy if you want to score
If you want to keep your little girl

You've got to get off the couch, get out of the house
Long about Friday night
And yeah, don't even think that your Engelbert Humperdink
You do a little bump and grind will do it every time
Long about Friday night
'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
Now if you were Cro-Magnon you'd be draggin' them
If you want to keep her satisfied
You'd be down on your knees and citing them soliloquies

'Cause mister, you can bet if you don't know the steps

Woman by the hair to your cave
If you want to keep her satisfied
No you don't stand a chance, unless you take her out and dance
If you want to keep your little girl
Back in Romeo's day
And you better know your Brook's from your Dunn's
And man, you'll be a winner if you took her out to dinner
Or a movie she been want to see
Shine up your boots, polish up your moves
But you don't stand a chance, unless you take her out and dance
Yeah, you'd be kind of nifty if we were in the fifties
But the world has turned and it's time you learned
Yeah the rules have changed and it's brand new game
You do a little bump and grind, will do it every time
Well, sooner or later all you couch potatoes
Record's gonna turn her on
That the old ain't working no more

But you don't stand a chance, unless you take her out and dance
If you want to keep her satisfied
Shine up your boots, polish up your moves
But you don't stand a chance, unless you take her out and dance
You've got to get off the couch, get out of the house

Shine up your boots, polish up your moves
'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
But we're living in the nineties so you better shake your hiney
'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world
If you want to keep your little girl
You do a little bump and grind, will do it every time
Or you're gonna get left behind
You've got to get off the couch, get out of the house

Where you're gonna get left at home
'Cause we're living in a honky tonk world

Long about Friday night
And you had a cool car to drive