My New Years started off with a bang!
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I have decided that I love Jewish women more than any other type of woman. Unfortunately my unsavvy attempts of flirting left me making out with a my main man Charles Shaw all night. We just kicked it the two of us, while everyone else was in the living room partying into the new year. Not much is remembered after finishing up the bottle of Chuck. I am told that i was quite charming towards the end of the night and I even had a lengthy impromptu speech about how I diserved a warm blanket more than anyone else. The aforementioned speech is what lead to my cozy slumber on a plush couch. The bits and pieces of the night I can recall however were of me dancing around like a fairy princess to Serge Gainsbourg whilst drinking unheard of amounts of Anchor Steam on tap. Somewhere deep into the night i was introduced to my future wife. Her name is Reena, i think, and she told me about her plans on saving the world. I obviously failed at any attempt to have her fall for me. Her damn ex boyfriend totally destroyed the small amount of game i have learned through watching Boyz n the Hood and Gangsters Paradise. Chalres and I had a quite night and I wound up with the warmest blanket in the house, so all in all, this new year has started off quite well. I wasn't even hung over, although I did trip and fall during my first few steps in the morning. I have a lot to learn before the next year. I will adjust my suaveness from being gangsta fresh to a more laid back, romantic Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic type. Then I will get all the babes. Happy New Year everymog,Oprah
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