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Cat Music on VH1

Posted over 2 years ago
My cats seem to be mesmerized by Fergie and her minions shaking their humps on the VH1 Music Awards. Although I really wanted to change the channel, their hopping and squealing made me endure Fergie's hopping and squealing. They do the same thing when they are stalking flies.I can't believe that my cats would have such bad taste.
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Comments (23)

  1. SatisfiedMind614
    SatisfiedMind614 says Where did you go wrong SB? You need to have some kind of intervention...
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  2. Spooner
    Spooner says Maybe it's because they want to kill Fergie. You say they do the same thing when stalking flies. Maybe she brings out the homicidal nature of your cats.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  3. sugarbaby
    sugarbaby says I need to lock them in a room with Nirvana on repeat.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  4. sugarbaby
    sugarbaby says Ha! I didn't think of that, Spooner. Perhaps her lady lumps have awakened their more feral instincts. Attack!
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  5. AnonymousAmy
    AnonymousAmy says my 9 year old said "i think socks look stupid with pumps" .....i said "not if you are a teenage boy". she didn't get it. i didn't offer an explanation.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  6. sugarbaby
    sugarbaby says I think knee socks and heels work on boys of all ages. I had a 40-year-old boyfriend who gave them to me for every special occasion.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  7. dmcd
    dmcd says eh, heh-heh heh-heh.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  8. wireboy
    wireboy says Look 'em in a room and force them to listen to Kenny G. Then they'll really turn into a bunch of p******.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  9. sugarbaby
    sugarbaby says Kenny G?!? I don't think I even have any Kenny G in my collection. And I wonder if it would make them attack my speakers...
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  10. Takeshi Kovacs
    Takeshi Kovacs says "Minions" is one of my favorite words - always drop it whenever I get the chance. Cats are finicky so Fergie may just be a passing fancy.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  11. dmcd
    dmcd says I'm tellin' ya, it's the "hump shaking" that gets them started. If there's one thing a kitty likes, it's hot, hump shaking!
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  12. sugarbaby
    sugarbaby says Dan, I don't we all want to know about the "hump shaking" that goes on in your house. In front of your cats, no less...
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  13. Dale
    Dale says Maybe they were just trying to get her outta the way so Weird Al could get his shot. As much as I despise Fergie, that's how much I love "White & Nerdy"
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  14. Anonymous says "sugarbaby sez: They do the same thing when they are stalking flies. I can’t believe that my cats would have such bad taste." I can only reiterate one of the more popular interpretations put forth here: cats are the wisest and the most sensitive of creatures, and yours merely recognize the similarities between two species of obnoxious, disease-ridden pests. They are appropriately agitated when either appears.
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  15. Anonymous says "Dale says: Maybe they were just trying to get her outta the way so Weird Al could get his shot. As much as I despise Fergie, that’s how much I love “White & Nerdy”" The Al love train just can't stop rollin', goin' express to nerdy love cit-ay! (been up for 30 hours and counting)
    Permalink posted 12/03/2006
  16. dermahrk
    dermahrk says They might need to be spayed.
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  17. Anna
    Anna says I think my cat is completely deftone; but I don't feel like investigating it further, since, the Xmas ornament bloodbath is upon us.
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  18. sugarbaby
    sugarbaby says Oh, Anna, I don't even want to think about it. I haven't put my tree up yet and I probably won't for another week or so just for that reason. My cats think the tree is like Super Mario and they are gaining points with every ornament they destroy. Perhaps I should just decorate the tree with cat toys.
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  19. Nixne Svix
    Nixne Svix says you could decorate your cat with ornaments and attack him with the tree you know. fight fire with fire i say. dont abuse of course. just a little of their own Rx drugs.
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  20. ROCKNROLLPIMP1
    ROCKNROLLPIMP1 says BAD KITTY CAT put Britney on and see what happens!
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  21. sugarbaby
    sugarbaby says Probably technicolor projectile hairballs all over the floor...
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  22. ROCKNROLLPIMP1
    ROCKNROLLPIMP1 says i am sooo sure
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006
  23. dmcd
    dmcd says WAxlcameronRoseJR96 says: you could decorate your cat with ornaments and attack him with the tree you know. fight fire with fire i say. dont abuse of course. just a little of their own Rx drugs. ROFL!!!!! I love it!
    Permalink posted 12/04/2006

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