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Blair + Banter = Trainwreck

Posted over 3 years ago
I am the sort of guy that karaoke hostesses HATE! But it's not really my fault...they just give me the microphone WAY too soon. Like while they are still looking for the song...but they never turn it off. So...thinking I am Glen Hansard, I decide that it may be a good idea to explain to the 11 people in the dive bar just why I picked the song I did.I explained that I had never sung this song before, and that it reminded me of my youth and Katie Holmes. But that was not sufficient. I felt the need to explain that it reminded me of Katie Holmes circa Dawson's Creek...pre-Tom Cruise, pre Scientology...pre-creepiness.Then it dawned on me that dedicating a karaoke song to a celeberity that you used to have a crush on when you were younger MAY IN FACT BE THE EPITOME OF CREEPY.Then I shut up and sang.
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Comments (14)

  1. Petey Lapides
    Petey Lapides says You really are just bungee jumping though life, aren't you? Living on the razor's edge.
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  2. Petey Lapides
    Petey Lapides says
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  3. Anna
    Anna says AHAHHAHHAH No, you didn't! ahhahahha This really is the epitome of creepy, if I have ever seen one ;)
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  4. satisfiedmind2
    satisfiedmind2 says I did...next time I will dedicate a song to this girl in Greece that I haven't met yet...is that even more creepy? ;-)
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  5. Anna
    Anna says Naw, that's the epitome of sweet, not that I'm biased or anything ;) Just make sure to have it recorded and sent over to said girl ;)
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  6. satisfiedmind2
    satisfiedmind2 says I may have to bring in my own version of 'Anna Boten'...i doubt if the local karaoke dive has that one in its catalog...OMG, could you imagine Basshunter karaoke?? I would totally record that...what a trainwreck, it would have 'viral video' written all over it!
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  7. satisfiedmind2
    satisfiedmind2 says I did...and I am still single...i don't get it? LOL
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  8. Lyrikhan
    Lyrikhan says ahaha wow man..."reminded me of my youth and Katie Holmes" ...and you said this?.....out loud? hehe
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  9. Lyrikhan
    Lyrikhan says wait...i just realized....not just out loud...on a microphone! impressive :)
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  10. Lizziegreeneyes
    Lizziegreeneyes says b... the man with balls of steel & a mind full of mush ;P
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  11. Anna
    Anna says Basshunter karaoke??? You're killing me in the best possible way ;)
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  12. Mike the Knife
    Mike the Knife says Softly? Please.
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  13. RGM
    RGM says Always dug this tune. Was big on KROQ for a while.
    Permalink posted 06/01/2008
  14. contrabandwidth
    contrabandwidth says It was either that or your "Joey" worship page and Dawson's Creek fan fic web site. I'm not sure, but it's a close tie...
    Permalink posted 06/02/2008

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