This is a song about double murder.

"This is a song about double murder" is the only thing I got out of seeing Moron 5 on Wednesday night.That and the fact that Adam and Jesse were wearing the same pants.And the free booze. Open bars at Moron 5 shows should be something Moron 5 implements for the rest of their entire careers. I should probably figure out how to make that suggestion.Oh, and it was almost terrifying to me how badly I just wanted to untie Adam's shoes. I was, of course, in the front row (the only real place to be if you want to mock Moron 5), and Adam came and stood in front of me in his ugly pants every so often and all I could imagine was untying his shoes.Mickey and James were lovely though. They're always lovely. Lovely little bunnyface James. Lovely little Mickey and his lovely (albeit sad) little love for Lost. They're the only two I really like from that crew. I always like running into James out and about and testing out pick-up lines on him.Tonight I'm seeing Matt Wertz and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers. Well, really just Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers. Matt Wertz is a little too much for me.