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If you work as a cashier, or in some similar field, or you just generally have to deal with people who suck on a regular basis, I fully recommend having this song burned onto a CD and ready to go the second you get into your car after work.

Get Set Go - "I Hate Everyone"

Some stupid chick in the checkout line Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes And some old man who clipped coupons Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one All I wanted was to buy some cigarettes But I couldn't take it anymore so I left

I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone

All the people on the street, I hate you all And the people that I meet, I hate you all And the people that I know, I hate you all And the people that I don't, I hate you all Oh, I hate you all

Some fucking asshole just cut me off And gave me the finger when I fucking honked Then he proceeded to put on the brakes He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake When I climbed out of my van he was waiting But he was six-three and two hundred pounds of Satan

I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone

All the people on the street, I hate you all And the people that I meet, I hate you all And the people that I know, I hate you all And the people that I don't, I hate you all Oh, I hate you all

I bet you think I'm kidding But I promise you it's true I hate most everybody But most of all I hate Oh, I hate you

All the people on the street, I hate you all And the people that I meet, I hate you all And the people that I know, I hate you all And the people that I don't, I hate you all And the people in the east, I hate you all And the people I like least, I hate you all And the people in the west, I hate you all And the people I like best, I hate you all Oh, I hate you all

Really, I don't hate anyone, and my pissed-off spells are relatively short-lived.  I'm actually kind of the opposite, 99.9 percent of the time.  But sometimes you just need a song like that.  And sometimes you need to sing along with it.  Loudly.

Sometimes even three times in a row.