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"And the people I like best, I hate you all."

Posted about 3 years ago
If you work as a cashier, or in some similar field, or you just generally have to deal with people who suck on a regular basis, I fully recommend having this song burned onto a CD and ready to go the second you get into your car after work.Get Set Go - "I Hate Everyone"Some stupid chick in the checkout lineWas paying for beer with nickels and dimesAnd some old man who clipped couponsHad argued whenever they wouldn't take oneAll I wanted was to buy some cigarettesBut I couldn't take it anymore so I leftI hate everyoneI hate everyoneI hate everyoneI hate everyoneAll the people on the street, I hate you allAnd the people that I meet, I hate you allAnd the people that I know, I hate you allAnd the people that I don't, I hate you allOh, I hate you allSome fucking asshole just cut me offAnd gave me the finger when I fucking honkedThen he proceeded to put on the brakesHe slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistakeWhen I climbed out of my van he was waitingBut he was six-three and two hundred pounds of SatanI hate everyoneI hate everyoneI hate everyoneI hate everyoneAll the people on the street, I hate you allAnd the people that I meet, I hate you allAnd the people that I know, I hate you allAnd the people that I don't, I hate you allOh, I hate you allI bet you think I'm kiddingBut I promise you it's trueI hate most everybodyBut most of all I hateOh, I hate youAll the people on the street, I hate you allAnd the people that I meet, I hate you allAnd the people that I know, I hate you allAnd the people that I don't, I hate you allAnd the people in the east, I hate you allAnd the people I like least, I hate you allAnd the people in the west, I hate you allAnd the people I like best, I hate you allOh, I hate you allReally, I don't hate anyone, and my pissed-off spells are relatively short-lived. I'm actually kind of the opposite, 99.9 percent of the time. But sometimes you just need a song like that. And sometimes you need to sing along with it. Loudly.Sometimes even three times in a row.

Comments (1)

  1. k8girl says Oh I'll check this one out for sure. "Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service." I love that quote...
    Permalink posted 12/01/2006

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