WHERE THE HOKEY POKEY "IS" WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

maiden hurrah; Middlesex

Posted over 2 years ago
rant of the moment: i heard on the news last night that the mega-turtlesque Internet connectivity due to the Taiwan tsunami will not be fixed until the last week of February (which i am taking to mean as mid-March or so). i promised to be level-headed about it but ...aaarrrggghhhhhh. 70% of my job relies upon the Internet. boooooo.i am on page 144 of Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides, which so far appears to be the well-told* story of a hermaphrodite borne out of an inbred Greek family. *it is well-told as opposed to well-written; and here i make a distinction between good writers and good storytellers, and thirdly but not basically, good narrators. i picked the paperback up last year but waited until my love of Sofia Coppola's The Virgin Suicides (as opposed to my loathing of her Marie Antoinette) wore off before reading it.so, i tend to judge the book by its first sentence (similarly, a movie by its first scene) and here's how Middlesex's turned out:
I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smogless Detroit day in January of 1960; and then again, as a teenage boy, in an emergency room near Petoskey, Michigan, in August of 1974.
also, here is a nice little excerpt from page 109:
Historical fact: people stopped being human in 1913. That was the year Henry Ford put his cars on rollers and made his workers adopt the speed of the assembly line. At first, workers rebelled. They quit in droves, unable to accustom their bodies to the new pace of the age. Since then, however, the adaptation has been passed down: we've all inherited it to some degree, so that we plug right into joysticks and remotes, to repetitive motions of a hundred kinds.

But in 1922 it was still a new thing to be a machine.

Comments (13)

  1. poebegone says still on the matter of favorite first sentences of any book, here is one of mine: "Cities at night, I feel, contain men who cry in their sleep and then say Nothing." -from The Information by Martin Amis
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  2. mickimicki says Oh poe, you would not believe the twists and turns this story is going to take... don't want to spoil anything, but I think I may safely announce that a certain historic/religious figure will appear in a whole different light in the end... I _loved_ this novel! Eugenides is one cheeky cheeky writer!
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  3. poebegone says ack! micki, i stayed with this book from 2 to 6 am last night, er, morning. i am a sucker for historic/religious figures appearing in a whole different light in fiction (i loved Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum, which i read like 15 years ago!), and you just officially got me 10x more thrilled to resume reading tonight. =D
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  4. Kate says Oh, I loved Middlesex, and didn't really enjoy the Virgin Suicides! I think his writing vastly improved- there's a reason Middlesex won the Pulitzer. You are so right about the difference between good writers and good storytellers. When you are done with that book, here's a couple of recommendations from me! -Misfortune by Wesley Stace: Wesley Stace is the nom de plume of the singer/songwriter John Wesley Harding. Another gender-bender, this time taking place in 1900's England. -The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova: a Dracula tale that I read cover to cover as quickly as possible because I simply couldn't keep away from the nail-biting suspense.
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  5. FluxCapacitor says Great excerpts, must check out Middlesex. Like the Amis sentence, too. Not my fave book of his, though. That's got to be London Fields. Recently finished his Yellow Dog, found it hilarious, beautifully written, if not a little hard to follow. Amis is absolutely a better writer than storyteller. Kate - my girlfriend has just started reading The Historian, and yep, I think she'll be rocking false nails any day soon.
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  6. Universalis says . . To some extent we are all slaves... Aren't we ? well this sight of mankind bound to push buttons and clutch at joysticks is frighteningly correct... Flesh robots we are Beep beep ;-)) 'bout historic figures and stuff, i'd enjoy any book from the famous team Larry Collins & Dominique Lapierre.
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  7. Treppenwitz says Good recommendation. I've been reading non-fiction now for about a year, and it's about time for a good story. I'll pick it up. I loved Foucault’s Pendulum, but discovered about 50 pages in that if I didn't take notes I would get lost, so I started over and made an index of characters and events. Since I don't usually have time to read big chunks straight through, it's useful to have reminders of plot points and characters, especially when reading Eco.
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  8. chandlersford says I was at art college with this guy who only ever read the first few pages of books. We all thought he was really well read until he quoted a book on social anthropology by Claude Levis Strauss and I called his bluff by asking him if he remembers him disproving a thoery later in the book " Oh yes" he replied - HahA not true! Still, good idea really, had us all fooled for a whole year. I would recommend Vladimir Nabokov, he seems to have a way of phrasing, and a literary 'set dressing' in an amazing cinematic way. It's like watching technicolour! and this ability to embrace the senses may be in part due to his synesthesia. Obvious starting point - Lolita, but try other works like Speak, Memory. Synesthesia has an interesting link with artists and musicians, I may write a post on it. By the way, Moondog! nice to see others listening to him!
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  9. poebegone says Kate: thanks for the recos! i haven't read either, and ooh, those teasers of yours, dearie - i'm thinking: an alternative career in, um, back cover editorial (when you've retired from MOG). =D ps. seen The Virgin Suicides but haven't read although i've had the book for so long - you're right, i am instinctively afraid it isn't as good. FluxCapacitor: oi, put your feet up and welcome! "Amis is absolutely a better writer than storyteller." - goddamn, i feel exactly the same way. The Information isn't a favorite of mine either; it's so well-written but the story itself, well, just ain't all that. (and, yay, i'm not alone in this opinion!)
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  10. poebegone says Universalis: uh-huh, i am a total sucker for that idea of man as machine, even if it feels like a tired idea by now. (Ghost in the Shell! woo-hoo!) which is also why i can't stop listening to Our Lady Peace's Spiritual Machines * ducks * against my better judgment. =D ...ahh, i feel a new post coming: music i love, unfortunately - more on this another time! Treppenwitz: correctamundo, i think it was when i reached close to halfway through that i realized to my horror that Umberto Eco has lost me, so, like you, i went back to page one. it bummed me because, back then, 15 years ago, i did three books a day, but Foucault's slowed me down. in comparison, i only finish two books a week these days. work hogs my time, sure, but i'm convinced it's age... (;
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  11. poebegone says chandlersford: thankfully for me, a book's first sentence is an initial gauge but i put it behind me 5 seconds later and do finish what i've started - cross my heart! Nabokov, absolutely; my Lolita copy is one of the oldest in my shelves (well, no, The Fountainhead is seriously tattered) and i haven't stopped reading his works since. "link with artists and musicians" - i, for one, would love to read that post. most importantly: Moondog! yay!
    Permalink posted 01/24/2007
  12. Samuel says I have to agree with Kate regarding The Historian. I am nearing the end and, so far, it has been a great read. Elizabeth Kostova is a truly great story teller.
    Permalink posted 01/25/2007
  13. poebegone says i am down to the last quarter pages of Middlesex and luvin' it! Samuel: alright, you guys have me convinced. (8 i walked into a bookstore last night, and when i got to 'general fiction', the very first book my gaze landed on was - you guessed it - The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova. serendipitous, i thought. i'd have bought it, too, but the friend i was meeting there had arrived. in any case, am sure to shop it before hieing off to Cambodia. yipee.
    Permalink posted 01/26/2007

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