TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS LEST THEY BE KNOCKED

I Tweet the Tunes

Posted 5 months ago

I have been listening to music -- really, well and truly -- but all of that evidence is on my Twitter feed. So, today, I've gone from morose...

...to wistfully day-dreamy.

You see, the boyfriend nearly set the kitchen on fire. Again. He doesn't learn well. Heart of gold, but still.

So I plugged New Order into Pandora and had about a morning of that before shifting gears to Neil Hannon. I may not have rapier-like wit at home, but I can certainly have it coming through the speakers.

Thank you for tolerating my little excursion into self-pity.

Comments (20)

  1. mullytron says

    You need to let the kids touch the hot stove, even just once, so they can learn...

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  2. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    you a tweeter too?!

    I REFUSE

    but be where EVERYBODYS at

    cuz they ain't here

    you good

    ROCK ON GIRLIE

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  3. democlez says

    Then there's children such as myself who refuses to learn; I have the scars on each arm to prove it. Then again, it only took the one incident back in my bachelor days to learn bacon doesn't need added oil to cook. Yeah, charred a few cabinets that morning. Oil fires be crazy scary.

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  4. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    OMG

    hahah i am glad i had a mother n grandmother whom made sure i know how to HALFWAY cook

    most of my expertise on on the grill :)

    damn bro never heard anybody adding oil to fry the old bacon

    you had me LOL for real on that one...

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  5. democlez says

    Yeah, don't know what I was thinking. Best of all it was in a non-stick pan, so the oil was doubly unnecessary. I've improved slightly since then, but even now I'm lost without a recipe. The place I was living in at the time (with a friend of mine) was rented so we sanded down the black and blistered patches and repainted it. The landlord was none-the-wiser.

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  6. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    good deal

    and good deal you were not hurt badly

    had 3 friends in cooking fires

    only one survived....

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  7. ampit1 says

    Boyfriends = microwave. Set it and forget it is all they're good for. OK maybe they're good for a barbeque (but that's outside). Cheers! TJ

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  8. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    hmm i can out cook MOST women

    inside n out...HA

    Soul food even....

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  9. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    oh i meant to add

    you are MOSTLY right

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  10. democlez says

    Have you ever nuked a coffee mug that you hadn't checked if it's microwave safe first? Fireworks!

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  11. democlez says

    What is the best way to cook a soul pimp?

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  12. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    haha answer to your first question

    something in tin-foil when they first casme out

    like duh

    cooking a soul:first make sure it is a GOOD soul.no bad vibes n shitte

    mariante it in some southern fried rock n roll batter,touch of garlic n salt.and some r&b mushrooms bake in a metal covered container for oh maybe a decade or so...then serve with some indie alternative fries

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  13. democlez says

    Oh yeah. That's good eatin' right there.

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  14. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    uh huh

    Permalink posted 06/02/2009
  15. Jonh Ingham says

    Serve cold drink in a jar. That's the bit that makes it feel extra real.

    Permalink posted 06/03/2009
  16. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    ah,true DAT...i see you know :)

    Permalink posted 06/03/2009
  17. Jonh Ingham says

    There was a soul food place in Hollywood a few blocks from where I lived. Used to see people like John Carpenter and r'n'/funk stars in there. Great food.

    Permalink posted 06/03/2009
  18. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    soul food in the holy-wood

    man the worlds is a beautiful place....

    Permalink posted 06/04/2009
  19. Jonh Ingham says

    I'm hoping it's still there. I'll be in Lost Angels next month and while I forget the name, the location I remember. Yum!

    Permalink posted 06/04/2009
  20. ROCKNROLLPIMP says

    yum is right

    don't be dumb

    get you some!

    Permalink posted 06/04/2009

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