i'm keepin' my affair in a bookso this is how a villain feelsthey're running seasons in my chestand i'm only to keep themChorus:maybe it's not truelove on the tvjust like we imagine itand it's so hard to dowhen there's always some distractiona shiny red balloonthat spoils everythingi'm keepin' my affair in a booksuch practical and harmless vicebut i'm feelin' it could end up painfullyand the tv should apologizei'm keepin' my affair in a bookmy long and lonely compromisehow can you live like that my dearwell we doit spoils everything