The Party Song

Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone

Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
So when you see her standing there
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
You should just turn and run because you'll find out that
She dated this guy who now rides for black fly's
With those things on their chest and the things they suggest to me
With green eyes and long blonde hair
But that night I learned some girls try too hard
And then in the backyard some terrible ska band

Would be someone there who would catch my attention
Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless
And then I saw her standing there
This things at a frat house but the people are cool there
And the things they suggest to me
Some girls try too hard

And some girls try too hard to impress me
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
This place is so lame all these girls look the same
The way that they dress with those things on their chests
The names she was dropping the games she was playing
With green eyes and long blond hair
I wasn't out searching for love or affection
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand

All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
How she's down with the wise well constructed disguise
So I said I'd call her but never would bother
Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there
I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard some girls try too hard

Until I got turned down by another girl at a party
And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
Some girls try too hard

She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
In my bed back at home watching TV alone