The Party Song

How she's down with the wise well constructed disguise
She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
Some girls try too hard some girls try too hard
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

This things at a frat house but the people are cool there
And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
With green eyes and long blond hair
The names she was dropping the games she was playing
All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party
With green eyes and long blonde hair
So when you see her standing there
This place is so lame all these girls look the same
But that night I learned some girls try too hard
And then I saw her standing there
Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
Some girls try too hard
With those things on their chest and the things they suggest to me
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state

Would be someone there who would catch my attention
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun

I wasn't out searching for love or affection

You should just turn and run because you'll find out that
Some girls try too hard
She dated this guy who now rides for black fly's
And the things they suggest to me

She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless

Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there
Some girls try too hard
In my bed back at home watching TV alone
The way that they dress with those things on their chests
So I said I'd call her but never would bother
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
And some girls try too hard to impress me