Dysentery Gary

So all you little ladies
I'm givin' up, she found someone
He's a player, diarrhea giver
I hate you all
Girls are such a drag
There's plenty more
The girl chose the one guy
Want to make a deal
Fuck the guy that took her and ran away
And trying on his father's tights
Tried to grow his hair out

Tried to grow his hair out
All along, you wish that she would stay

Ease away the problems and the pain
Girls are such a drag
His issues make my mind ache
What a nice creation

Fuck this place!
He's a player, diarrhea giver
I would like to find him friday night

I'm givin' up, she found someone
Hangin' out with mom
Got a lotto heart ache
I'll shower you with lies
When friends were listening to slayer
Where's my dog?

Worth another night in jail
'Cause I love your little motions

You'll come back to me maybe
Want to make a deal
Hangin' out with mom
You with your pigtails

And trying on his father's tight
Life just sucks, I lost the one
I would like to find him friday night
There's plenty more
Who makes you want to kick and scream
He's a fuckin' weasel
Be sure to choose the right guys
I lost the war
Your mom's a whore

Decisions make my mind ache
When friends were listening to slayer
Life just sucks, I lost the one