Took a shower 'cause I stunk
For a hobby I make bombs
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was jammed
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
Bent over to pick them up
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Dad got nude, wore a thong
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Nude in a gutter is how I was found
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Dad got nude, wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Thrown in the police car and the door slammed
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum
The farmer took me to his house
All I got is this guy Ben Dover
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Now in prison for one month, no one to see
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
The police came and took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay
Don't like hash, don't like rap
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
For a hobby I make bombs
Don't like hash, don't like rap
Forgot that I left my pants down
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Don't like hash, don't like rap
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Showed me the closet from the inside out
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Dad got nude, wore a thong
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
