Ben Wah balls
He finished with a great big fart and
And happily and gay
Because he found a special girl
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
Then out the door they hurried
Causing some ingestion
That put him in a special trance
What the hell was he to expect
And then quietly one day
Wah, wah, wah-wah-wah
Because you use Ben Wah balls"
He used to always fart and sing this special song
She knew at that one moment
Well, I guessed exactly that
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
As any other girl
'Cause now I know that your my dad
My dad left my mom
So she asked him to do that again
I guess you could only blame fate
That he had thought that he once met
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah
I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall
He sang a song from deep within his heart
That song was something she heard before
He fell in love so quickly
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
So she analyzed his rear end
She said, "When I was a little girl
She was gonna find out for sure
