Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
'Cause now I know that your my dad
Wah, wah, wah-wah-wah
And then quietly one day
She said, "When I was a little girl
Causing some ingestion
Ben Wah balls
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
My dad left my mom
And happily and gay
She was gonna find out for sure
So she asked him to do that again
As any other girl
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah
I guess you could only blame fate
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
What the hell was he to expect
Because he found a special girl
He sang a song from deep within his heart
Then out the door they hurried
Well, I guessed exactly that
That he had thought that he once met
She knew at that one moment
That song was something she heard before
He used to always fart and sing this special song
I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah
He finished with a great big fart and
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
Because you use Ben Wah balls"
That put him in a special trance
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah
He fell in love so quickly
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
So she analyzed his rear end
