Heard the cops are coming so we tried to jump the fence
Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard
Connie's in the whirlpool, Jimmy's tryin' to be cool
Billy G. was passed out underneath the sink
We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio
Libby's in the bushes 'cause she's nobody's fool
We turned the lights down low and had a party on the patio
Connie had another drink, Jimmy simply couldn't think
Betty's in the sauna and she's getting kind of hot
Mary didn't make it and we haven't seen her since
Mary's in the icebox wishin' she was not
Knew it wouldn't be hard to slide into the backyard