Tell a funny joke just to get some play
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
“Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow”
So you start thinkin' then you start blinking
Get shot down 'cause ya over-zealous
Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove
Reception's jumpin' faces pumpin'
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
They're lyin' on a beach perpetrating a tan
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Got no money and you got no car
Could care less about the five you're blowin'
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
You're on a mission and your wishin'
Your movie's showin', so you're goin'
You say neat-O, check your libido
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin' in your row
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
You run over there without a second to lose
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
In five days from now he's gonna marry
So come on fatso and just bust a move
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
A girl runs up with somethin' to prove
So don't just stand there bust a move
She's dressed in yellow, she says
Music comes on people start to dance
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
No fine girls just ugly faces
In this city ladies look pretty
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin'
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
Girls are scantily clad and showin' body
Then you try to make a move and she says, “No way”
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic
Then you got no women and there you are
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Okay smarty go to a party
And what comes next hey bust a move
Next days function high class luncheon
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
And now your feelin' really firm 'cause the girl is stacked
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Play hard to get females get jealous
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
So on the beach you're strollin' real high rollin'
So a brother with the money can be their man
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Girls are fakin' goodness sakin'
Some frustration first inclination
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
