Girls are fakin' goodness sakin'
So on the beach you're strollin' real high rollin'
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Got no money and you got no car
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
Music comes on people start to dance
A girl runs up with somethin' to prove
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin' in your row
Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Sits down next to you and starts talking
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
They want the man who brings home the bacon
So you start thinkin' then you start blinking
So don't just stand there bust a move
Play hard to get females get jealous
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
No fine girls just ugly faces
Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove
You're on a mission and your wishin'
Theater gets dark just to start the show
In this city ladies look pretty
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
She's dressed in yellow, she says
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
Girls are scantily clad and showin' body
And what comes next hey bust a move
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
Reception's jumpin' faces pumpin'
Your movie's showin', so you're goin'
They're lyin' on a beach perpetrating a tan
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Get shot down 'cause ya over-zealous
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
Okay smarty go to a party
Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin'
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Next days function high class luncheon
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
You run over there without a second to lose
“Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow”
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Then you try to make a move and she says, “No way”
So a brother with the money can be their man
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
Some frustration first inclination
Then you got no women and there you are
In five days from now he's gonna marry
Could care less about the five you're blowin'
So come on fatso and just bust a move
And now your feelin' really firm 'cause the girl is stacked
You say neat-O, check your libido
