Oct. 14 sees the release of Perpetual Flame, a new CD from guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen, and it’s already getting alot of attention. Reviewers are loving it, and he’s popping up in many places, like the Hollywood RockWalk on Sunset Blvd, where he’ll be inducted Oct.13. This follows his appearance at Fender University in August as a [...]
Swedish guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen strutted out of the courtroom, chest hair blazing, after winning a $400K settlement.The 'sultan of Strat' has been in the midst of a long legal battle with his former manager over monies he says he's owed.Reportedly, the presiding judge tolerated Yngwie's chesty display -though curiously enough, women in sandals and shorts were turned away. ??No need to ...
--- - |- Here's the cover art for Yngwie's new album, Rising Force. Note how both the title of the album and the image are, to put it mildly, insanely phallic: I take back. It's 2008 and no one can get away with this shit. If you listen carefully, I think you can actually hear "Ripper" Owens weeping in the [...] ~~- Yngwie Malmsteen
Swedish guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen strutted out of the courtroom, chest hair blazing, after winning a $400K settlement.The 'sultan of Strat' has been in the midst of a long legal battle with his former manager over monies he says he's owed.Reportedly, the presiding judge tolerated Yngwie's chesty display -though curiously enough, women in sandals and shorts were turned away. ??No need to ...
And God said to thee to smite the infidels.. No, just joking. Enough with the excerpts from The Holy Bible.. Or maybe I should just post verses from the bible to save time and space!? Okey.. Just one more about gas.. 4:19 My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a [...]
When I was too young to know what the fuck was going on, my dad took me to see Yngwie Malmsteen at the Ranch Bowl in Omaha, Nebraska. He came out and sat on a stool facing AWAY from the audience and said he wasn't going to play until everyone chanted his name correctly. "Its pronounced Ing-vay!" he pleaded. And the crowd obliged. I recently saw their official bootleg and at one point in the...