Why don't you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss
If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss
Now, you can call me a taxi
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'
I've been thrown into better places than this
Well, I spent my dollar and drank up my last dime
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'
Now, they're actin’ like havin’ fun is some kind of crime
I've been thrown into better places than this
Bottle by bottle I'm clearin’ off that shelf
When I can't pay this tab
I've been thrown into better places than this
And you can call me a cab
Now, they're tellin’ me that I gotta find someplace else
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'
Well, guess what
And I feel so good that I'm not quite myself
If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss
Yellin', “Hey bartender, how 'bout two more?”
If it'll make you feel better mister, I'll tell you one more time
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'
I know you're gonna call me something
