You wanted arts and crafts
Because Im such a special guy
Im a troublemaker
Im movin out to Cherokee
And you will go to bed with me
To keep it on the up
And I will learn by studying
Why I am so unlike the singers
Im gonna play some heavy metal riffs
And never giving up
Thats right
In the other bands
Im a troublemaker
Never been a faker
(Keep it on the up)
Dont let me play football
Im a troublemaker
Im a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Cause I cant work a job
Im a troublemaker
I picked up a guitar
Im gonna be a star
And jack the brother of the ball
They only sicken me
Im a troublemaker
They try to understand
To keep it on the up
And I dont need a single book
And never giving up
And never giving up
There isnt anybody else
Im a troublemaker
Punchin in and punchin out
Who needs stupid books?
Im a troublemaker
So turn off the TV
And suckin' up to Bob
Eating chocolate ice cream
I dont have the patience
As anyone can see
Having 7 kids
To get a glimpse of me
Im such a mystery
Ill sack the quarterback
Exactly quite like me
Ill party by myself
In studying my moves
To teach me how to read
Im a troublemaker
Im growing out my hair
And when its party time
Hows this for arts and crafts?
Never been a faker
Not a double taker
(Keep it on the up)
I dont have the patience
(Keep it on the up)
Marrying a bitch
Cause thats what others see
And see if I am having sex
They are for petty crooks
Not a double taker
Im a troublemaker
Like any other slob
Like 1999
Giving up and growing old
To keep it on the up
And movies are as bad as
Doing things my own way
Doing things my own way
Not a double taker
(Keep it on the up)
And people will crane necks
What does this signify?
And you will die
I dont have the patience
The lesson in my dreams
Im gonna be a rock star
And hoping theres a God
Doing things my own way