Patty was nice, she was pale and cute
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing?
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye
Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Got too many other things on me mind
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone that brings a tear to me eye
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said
Got stones in me bladder, got a crack in me head
Got ooze in my pores, my feet are all wet
Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye
After I fuck her she'll get up and sing
The bread on the counter is going stale
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling Ale
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye
