On the 'Carson Show', they're saying, “HC
Have a snow cone and enjoy the show
What you do you got to be right outta your trees”
Very first show, man, I blew the folks away
I'm the Human Cannonball, y'all
Now the pay's okay, the benefits are great
I get to shoot the bull with the World's Smartest Ape
It's a buzz, it's a gas, it's a real scream
I'm the Human Cannonball
Well, it's a little risky but I'm my own boss
Alright folks, just make yourself at home
I'm the Human Cannonball
They put me on the cover of the USA Today
I live in a tent with The World's Strongest Man
I gotta tell ya, Jack, it really gets me off
I'm the Human Cannonball, y'all
I'm the Human Cannonball
I reckon, I'ma living every kid's dream
When I'm feeling tense, she walks on my back
When I met him [Incomprehensible] broke my hand
I got to tell you, John, it really gets me off
It didn't take long to learn my trade
Well, I'm a hot shot, I'm a cool breeze
Where I go, least I know, I'll go with a bang
My baby, she's a lady in the high wire act
I'm the Human Cannonball
Tell the world what the Human Cannonball got to say
Underneath the big top, I'm the big cheese
I lay it on the line, let it all hang
I'm the Human Cannonball, y'all
Now the job's a little risky but I'm my own boss
I'm the Human Cannonball, y'all
