Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Crack a smile, adjust my tie
Crack a smile, adjust my tie
His accent sounded fine to me, to me
Check your handbook, it's no trick
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Know your butler, unlike other guys
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
I met the highest lama
First the window, then it's through the wall
Why would you tape my conversations?
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
I climbed to Dharamshala too, I did
It's fine with me, with me
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
That I haven't got the words for you
So if there's any other way to spell the word
First the window, then it's through the wall
Why would you lie about anything at all?
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
Check your passport, it's no trick
All your diction, dripping with disdain
Through the pain, I always tell the truth
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
Why would you speak to me that way?
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
Especially when I always said
Show your paintings at the United Nations
Why would you lie about anything at all?