--- - |- I will be the first to admit that Underoath are a band that were judged by closed-minded, ultra-critical, pretentious metal heads like myself long before I even heard one note being played. Instead I heard "Christian" and "emo" and got a brief glimpse of their fan base. That was all I needed to declare "I [...] ~~- UNDEROATH
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Underoath is riding high on the wave of success this year. On 07/17/07 the band will release its first DVD named after the iconic number they use throughout their productions, "777". The DVD features concert footage from their tours in 2006 and 2007, all the music videos from Define the Great Line behind the scenes action from the filming of their latest music video, "You're Ever So Inviting,...
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I think today's tuesday anyway...had a friggin time warp after a large carbohydrate consumption and delerium that followed..."Drowning in my sleep, I'm drowning in my sleep."well, is this the matrix, if you die in your trippy dreams while unconscious, will you really die out here?
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I don't feel very Respective Today....not sure if I feel respective either, but willing to give respect to others who deserve it, but I am in a funk because I have been battling a memory issue with my C drive, I have an overnite package coming to fix it with a little work on my part, so I had to send some programs to my D: drive just so I could upload UnderOATH for you moggers....maybe someone ...
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Retuning Empty Handed...years ago...we went 'bag snatchin' on Halloween...and Brian Bianca tried to pull a run-by bag snatch on Adam, and his bag was filled with candy and just blew up everywhere...but Brian got his when years later we smoked some killer weed, cooked a frozen pizza and Brian was so high that he forgot to put an over mit on his hand, he grabbed the pizza pan barehanded and the p...
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Salmarnir...salmon, marlins, and nirds...uhh, the "no child left behind law"...let's teach our kids that it's ok if you're not qualified, and you can't pass the right tests, we'll let you be a fire fighter even if you can't physically do the job to save lives, let's teach them that everyone's a winner, they are trying to take dodge ball and kickball out of school, I mean let's just lock them up...
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a moment suspended in time...very useful if you can stop time like that and actually function while everyone else was frozen in "time-out"....when you try to freeze a memory in your mind, you get all the details wrong anyway, that's why 2 witnesses never see the same scenario!!!!Jack's polygraphing techniques,Tyler Durden
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I really couldn’t give a fuck what some dude in Underoath says about Avenged Sevenfold, but lots of you have been emailing us about this and besides, this is the kind of shit-kicking we specialize in around here, no? So apparently Metal Hammer was out with Underoath in Austria and Italy and got this choice [...]
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Underoath sings the following genre(s): MetalcoreMore videos from Underoath: UNDEROATH: Desperate Times, Desperate Measures (Live in Italy) UNDEROATH: Desperate Times, Desperate Measures UNDEROATH: It’s Dangerous Business Walking Out Your… thumbnail: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HTXrBov7-vs/default.jpg
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To whom it may concern...I keep hearing these odd noises through the wall in my apartment, it kind of sound like my neighbor is slicing up human body parts, and the smell, ooohhhhh, I think I actually feel my waal starting to collapse...can you please do your job and see what this nut in 19C is doing...I believe he is a Mr. Gein, a Mr. Ed Gein...Jack's heartfelt cries from nextdoor,Tyler Durden
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Writing on the walls....when there is something hiding inside you waiting to burst or be found out, it would be very helpful if a hand would literally write the solution on the wall so you could make the right decision...Jack's restaraunt's soup urine content,Tyler Durden
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Moving for the sake of motion...doesn't it just get under your skin when it's only 40-50 degrees outside, and your wife or girlfriend shivers and chatters her teeth really loud!!!! AAAHHHHH, smack with the back hand, shut up biaHHH....Jack's overwhelming pet peeves,Tyler Durden
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