In my heart, I know you are not real
Vanna White, Wonder Woman
Creepella, Weezie Jefferson
Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz
Why, why don't you love me anymore?
Samantha Stevens, Lieutenant Uhura
I've become addicted to TV
Rhoda, Penny Robinson
How could she?
I said why
Though in mind, suspect you still can feel
Warner Brothers and the A.A.P
How could she?
Crissy Snow, Catwoman
Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo
No recourse except for celluloid
Why, why, why don't you love me anymore
Why, why don't you love me anymore?
Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed
Betty Rubble, little Cindy Who
Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster
Judy Jetson
How could she?
Why, why don't you love me anymore
Mrs. MacGillicuddy
Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell
Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther
Walt Disney or Hanna Barbera
I said why
I said why
Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha
Why, why, why don't you love me anymore?
Black or white, stunning technicolor
Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane
Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie
