He thought he was God and I didn't
Yeah, he thought he was God
Now George, how do you like the record so far?
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
{Well, here we are halfway through the Trick Pony record
He really thought he was the man
He thought he was God and I didn't
He really liked himself a lot
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He'd go on and on like a maniac
Yeah, he thought he was God and I didn't
And I am standin' here right now with the legendary George Jones
If he ever comes down from that cloud he's sittin' on
Well, he liked the toilet seat up and I didn't
He thought I should lose a few pounds and I didn't
Shoulda known right then that it wouldn't work
In the civil war of the thermer stack
But the thing that ticked me off the most
He thought I should be a C cup and I didn't
Who held my whole world in his hand
Hallelujah, brothers and sisters, I'll be gone
Well, it was more than just a lover's spat
I can see him now with his cocky smirk
Uh ha ha, hell, no
You like Kenny G, I love Johnny Cash
We'd bark and hiss like dogs and cats
Well, I ain't even heard the dang thing yet
Was how he beat his chest, brag and boast
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
Well, he liked the covers pulled down and I didn't
Standin' there, pushin' all my buttons
Goin' back and forth and forth and back
Each time we had a difference of opinion