We just want to sit with a bag full of chips
Sure, it's gonna happen
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
An' it's probably gonna happen again
Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin'
When you come over at half time
Scratch, an' spit, an cuss
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools
At the Home Depot store
Yeah, that's the truth about guys
Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff
We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias"
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
Watchin' the N.F.L.
An say, "Uh, uh, it looks just right"
An' it's probably gonna happen again
The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to
Well, that's the truth about men
It don't matter what line we give you
You know it's gonna happen again
Than work on the problems in our lives
It's nothin' too complex
Every now and then
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
Yeah, that's the truth about us
An' that's the truth about men
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
An' say, "Does this dress fit too tight?"
When we come a-crawlin' in
An' it's probably gonna happen
At some fancy restaurant
And a whole lot of S E
Well, that's the truth about men
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie
Yes, that's the truth about men
An' though we might say it to you
We'd rather play guitars and work on cars
An' it's probably gonna happen again
We don't really wanna take you to dinner
You know it, son
It's just somethin' cold for drinkin'
We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4"
The one thing that we all want
It don't matter what line we hand you
We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
When we come draggin' in
Yeah, that's the truth about us
