He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run
And that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side
That's a good way to get on my bad side
And I'm as gentle as a pussycat
With a chunk of every buck I make
That's a good way, that's a real good way
But mister, take one step across that line
Another fella can tip his hat
But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man
I ain't looking for no trouble
But that's a good way, that's a real good way
I only wanna do what’s right
Don’t wanna start no fight
A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no
A politician on my TV
Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side
He says he's only lookin’ out for me
That's a good way to get on my bad side
That's a good way to get on my bad side
That's a good way, that's a real good way
I'm the one who put that ring on her left hand
I like Van Halen and I like George Jones
That's a good way to get on my bad side
But every year he gives himself a raise
'Cause that's a good way, that's a real good way
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones
Well, that's a good way, that's a real good way
Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun
Just treat me like I treat you
And Bocephus, when he rocks and rolls still kills me
Don’t want more than I got comin’
There ought to be a law against cowboy rap
And we’ll get along just fine
And all that boy band crap