Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous

Tell 'em about your mama and the bowling league
I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall
Yeah our idea of high class livin' is sittin' on the porch on a cool night
They're gonna put us on lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Our champagne and caviar is an R.C. Cola and a moon pie

They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks
If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine
Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day
They're gonna put us on lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
There'll be cameras on their shoulders, we'll be readin' cue cards
They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyard
I'm talkin' about lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Leave them long johns on the line
They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks
They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue
Talkin' about lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Talkin' about lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Tell 'em about junior and his baseball team
We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays

I'll blow a few times on my new duck call
They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue