It got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk
I ain't gonna worry 'bout that, just gonna have some fun
Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here
Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy
If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get
I'm a saltwater cowboy
When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum
When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum
'Cause I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of soberin' up
Where they're singin' with Jimmy and toastin' to Chris Le Doux
'Cause I ain't had a single bite all day
It's a long haul to ropes and sails from ropin' steers
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get
Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy
I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this slip
When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum
Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy
I'm a saltwater cowboy
There's a Tiki party down the beach about a mile or two
And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steerin' this ship
But I caught a buzz and I ain't no limit on tangeray
