But we'll fight 'em with lawyers, they could never afford
Bring me a kid can remember his place
He gets to be famous, I get to be rich
You put 'em on stage and you have 'em undress
He gets to be famous, I get to be rich
Go get me a kid with a good lookin' face
Yeah, I'll make her look like a spoiled little bitch
You get to be famous, I get to be rich
Or bring me a girl, they're always the best
I'm the hand on the green light switch
So burned out Johnny thinks the books are shifty
Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick
Some hungry poet, son of a bitch
Hey, now that's what I call music
My name's Joe, I'm the CEO
Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick
She gets to be famous, I get to be rich
Well, we could move catalog if he'd only die quicker
You put 'em on stage and you have 'em undress
Or bring me a girl, they're always the best
What good's that alchy to me when he's fifty?
Well, they'll come lookin' for money when the public gets bored
Send my regards to the gig and a case of good liquor
Hey, now that's what I call music
He gets to be famous, I get to be rich
