An Elpee's Worth of Toon

A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle
What's your problem, Sonny?

What's your problem, son?
A picture of a soul in pain
A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle
The multitudes are crying for an elpee's worth of toons
(Trying to make a living off an elpee's worth of toons)
I can see the write-ups now

(Trying to make a living off an elpee's worth of toons)
To try to change the world with a plastic platter
To try to change the world with a plastic platter
Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons

There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful
To try to change the world with a plastic platter
What's your problem, son?

A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter
There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful

A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter
There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful
Trying to make a living off an elpee's worth of toons

(Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons)
My life is on the line for an elpee's worth of toons
Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons
A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter
Sweat is forming on my brow, not a thing can help me now
What's your problem, Sonny?
(Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons)
A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle