Open up the window, let some air into this room
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
I seen so many things, I ain't never seen before
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
This is the craziest party that could ever be
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath
Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see
Mama told me not to come
Don't know what it is, I don't want to see no more
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
She said, "That ain't the way to have fun, son"
And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
I think, I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume