"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Open up the window, let some air into this room
This is the craziest party that could ever be
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
Don't know what it is, I don't wanna see no more
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see
She said, "That ain't the way to have fun, son"
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor
And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
I've seen so many things, I ain't never seen before
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"