Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath
I've seen so many things, I ain't never seen before
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Open up the window, let some air into this room
Don't know what it is, I don't wanna see no more
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
She said, "That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Mama told me not to come
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Mama told me not to come
I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume
"That ain't the way to have fun, no"
"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death
Mama told me not to come
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor
Mama told me not to come
