She's got keys and a token when she hits the scene
She can't remember the show she saw
I know a girl who's a jumpin' bean
Yeah, I know a girl who's got a record machine
I know a girl who's a natural dancer
All of the people applaud
As she leaves the store
(Damn good times)
I know a girl who's a natural dancer
Who got off from the island on a helicopter
And all of the people applaud
All of the people applaud
(Damn good times)
All of the people applaud
As she leaves the store
As she leaves the store
As she leaves the store
So all of you operas better step aside
(Damn good times)
(Damn good times)
When it comes to opera, she is ossified
You could call her a Jumpin' Bean
And all of the people applaud
'Cause she's highly qualified and she's not a joke
As she leaves the store
Can she do the karaoke? Yes she can, but she won't
She's got ants in her pants and she's gonna dance
(Damn good times)
As she leaves the store
She coughs and she laughs and she makes a lot of calls
As she leaves the store
With a cape and a hat she's a natural dancer
She coughs and she laughs and she makes a lot of calls
With a cape and a hat she's a natural dancer
All of the people applaud
When my friend got amnesia
(Damn good times)
She acts like David Lee Roth when he turned 21
As she leaves the store
Like the one with the guy with amnesia
(Damn good times)