Wicked scorcher little critta
And he lays a patch on the tar
And he lays a patch on the tar
He's a wicked little guy
And nobody knows where he ditched
And he lays a patch on the tar
(Wicked little critta)
And Havlicek is used and abused
And he lays a patch on the tar
He clips the puck from Bobby Orr, he shoots, he scores
I like him
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
(Wicked little critta)
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
Scorcher, torcher, scorcher
It's a wicked little guy
(Wicked little critta)
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
As he proceeds to scorch the place
Wicked, piss off, little guy
Way to go
And he pops a wheelie on his minibike
And he burns rubber when he peels out
As he proceeds to torch the place
And he clips the ball from Havlicek
As he proceeds to torch the place
He's a dink
He decides to ditch and he ditches
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
