Kill the Director

This is no Bridget Jones

No, I don't care about the soaps
This is no Bridget, Bridget
If this is a rom-com
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
This is no Bridget Jones

If this is a rom-com
This is no Bridget, Bridget
If this is a rom-com

This is no Bridget, Bridget
And this is my head and this is my spout
Kill the director
Kill the director, please
If this is a rom-com
This is no Bridget Jones

If this is a rom-com

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
They work together, they can't figure anything out
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper

This is no Bridget Jones
Kill the director
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
Kill the director

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Kill the director, please

This is no Bridget, Bridget
So, many skills that make her distinctive
This is no Bridget, Bridget
But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine

This is no Bridget Jones
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
This is no Bridget Jones
No, I don't care about the soaps
So, with the angst of a teenage band