She took down my number and home address
Everything was going perfectly until
I did something I'll never forget
Yeah, it backfired at the disco
Everything was going perfectly until
More a sleazy remark on her whorish dress
Well, it backfired at the disco
I did something I'll never forget
She slapped me at the disco
Yeah, it backfired at the disco
Everything's going alright, I guess
1, 2, 3, 4
It was a chat-up line built not to impress
It backfired at the disco
She slapped me at the disco
I made a move when it was well out of context
Yeah, it backfired at the disco
Well, it's 3 o'clock and I'm feeling shite
When you slapped me at the disco
We were dancing at the disco
We were dancing at the disco
I'm going home alone tonight
We were dancing at the disco
It backfired at the disco
It backfired at the disco
My wires crossed like they've never done before
In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside
