I did something I'll never forget
Well, it's 3 o'clock and I'm feeling shite
Well, it backfired at the disco
I made a move when it was well out of context
She slapped me at the disco
It was a chat-up line built not to impress
Everything was going perfectly until
She slapped me at the disco
Yeah, it backfired at the disco
Everything's going alright, I guess
My wires crossed like they've never done before
Yeah, it backfired at the disco
She took down my number and home address
I'm going home alone tonight
It backfired at the disco
When you slapped me at the disco
It backfired at the disco
Yeah, it backfired at the disco
We were dancing at the disco
We were dancing at the disco
We were dancing at the disco
It backfired at the disco
1, 2, 3, 4
I did something I'll never forget
In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside
Everything was going perfectly until
More a sleazy remark on her whorish dress