She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first then your car
'Cause she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of
I'm tactically positioned, yeah, because the bar is near
But I remember being chased up the street
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
(He's pissed)
So, I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
She'll steal your mind first then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
My head is spinning 'round and my legs are break dancing
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
And the champagne's for free
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
This is my first wedding, can I hope it passes quick?
As they dance to their soppy song, I pray it isn't love
I can't remember exactly what I said
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
