If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
(He's pissed)
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
This is my first wedding, can I hope it passes quick?
She'll steal your mind first then your car
She'll steal your mind first then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
'Cause she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
I'm tactically positioned, yeah, because the bar is near
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
And the champagne's for free
So, I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
My head is spinning 'round and my legs are break dancing
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
As they dance to their soppy song, I pray it isn't love
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
I can't remember exactly what I said
But I remember being chased up the street
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
